This just in from our host, Lory Storm …

Ok, I have something that I am going to have to tell you. I would rather you hear it from me, than from the media. God only knows how they’ll spin it.

There has been a photograph taken here at the ranch, it’s graphic and I’m sorry. But, you are my friends and I wanted to tell you in my own words.

As you can clearly see, the barn cats here at Lightning Creek Ranch, have converted to Islam and are, even as we speak, beheading and terrorizing infidel rodents all across this ranch. As soon as we discovered the body we had a meeting of the ranch cabinet. This meeting included General Bald Eagle and Rear Admiral Red Tail Hawk, they suggested that a campaign of relentless airstrikes would allow them to defeat the ISCats without ever touching the ground.

However, and here is where my shame starts, I did not allow them to begin the airstrikes. To be honest, I have told the cats to not only continue their quest for a ranch wide catiphate, but escalate it!! It’s horrible I know, but the infidel rodents are so hard to control!

HAHAHAHA
Lory

Any of you doubt that this is how Obama feels about US?

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